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Fear and Loathing in Slovakia

I’m walking back to the house with my compadre George, when we stop outside a well-known hostel.   He stops to talk to a young Austrian girl, who he introduces, and her Slovakian friend.  I’m feeling tired, and in a strange mood, so I’m fucking with the girls, being as cagey as possible, not giving a straight answer and typically making fun of them.  They are responding well, and invite us to a party upstairs at their hostel that night…. Our friend is bartending at the same party, so we tell them we will see them later….

We head back to the house, crash into the hammock and awake a few hours later.  We head out to said party and commence with a few beers and a cheeky Don Julio. The girls find us and once again, I’m being cagey, teasing them and succeeding in being the warm end of the pool.

That night we all go out as a group and I hook up with a saucy yank, the Slovak is still hanging around like a bad smell.   I make sure she’s good and jealous before she leaves… Preselection.  done.

The following day, I run into the Austrian on the beach, and she’s subtly trying to find out if I took the yank home (answer = No), she’s pleased.

That night I find out it’s the Slovaks birthday, I give her a wide berth, I know well enough that you don’t try to pick up a bird on her birthday, as well as that, I’m still trying to fuck the American.

The following day I see her on the beach and she tries to find out what I’m doing that night… It’s my last night in Playa, and I tell her that we’re all partying at a local bar.  I get to the bar that night and she’s straight onto me, asking me about a Spanish course that I had told her about… she wants to get it off my laptop before I leave, I tell her my laptop is at my friend’s house, she says let’s go.  I drag her out of the party and take her to my friend’s room. We hook up immediately, she turns into a pussycat, cooing and showing massive amounts of affection.  I don’t want to fuck her on my friend’s bed, so I tell her were going swimming.

We arrive at the beach, and she gets naked straight away, I follow suit and pretty soon it’s getting pretty full on, I’m having trouble getting traction, so I pull her out of the water and fuck her on the beach.  It’s over pretty quickly (I blame life on the road – self-gratification is hard to come by in hostels) so I plan to take her back to the house for round 2. on the way, we run into her friend, who has just missed her flight to Cuba….numpty.  We get back to the house, I put on the F-town Tags, instantly feel 10 feet tall and bulletproof… then do the bad dance until the sun comes up and I have to leave for Mexico City.

Slovakia

Coming up – Mexico city – The papanewguineaplasterersradiostory.  Stay tuned.

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Slovakia

Story to come…

Also.. more importantly… F-town.

Kenny Fucking Powers

There is nothing new here… just a repost of one of my favourite all time posts by the greatest blogger to ever come out of the Northern English town of Newcastle.  Bhodisatta.  if you haven’t read his blog, then do it now….   He’s tearing up South east asia at the moment, getting hard as nails. Fighting with Muay Thai boxers… He must be the best fighter in the blogging community.  I wish he would post a bit more often…

Anyway, I’ve been rewatching Eastbound and Down, and showing a few people ive met along the road about its awesomeness…. There is so much in there to teach about life, and being a man.  But rather than me trying to explain it… read the synopsis by Bhodi, It’s absolutely spot on…

 

http://mygreatexperiment.wordpress.com/2011/03/30/kenny-powers/

Characters from a hostel

I’ve compiled a list of the most common characters you will meet in hostels around the world…  Read on….

 

Beardie guy

This guy will normally be American, and a complete twat.  He will have left-wing, save the whale ideals.  He’s travelled semi extensively, he’s probably done south-east asia and a small trip to europe.  God forbid he’s been to India… If he has, your ears are in trouble.  He definitely wont get laid, but he will cockblock you ferociously, bringing himself into your conversation and changing the subject to

• - Himself
• - His travels
• - Barack Obama
• or possibly how the ‘evil corporations’ are taking over the world.