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Rules of the Flag

A buddy writes….
Closed X target the other night…
If she’s Dominican and was born in the Dominican Republic but has lived her whole life in the states, does that not count as my Dominican flag?!? or does it?
What are the rules with this “flag shit”?

So now i present
Burto’s Flagging rules and regulations

1. A flag is obtained when you sleep with a woman of another nation.

It must be : In the country of origin.  (i.e travelling to Russia, and sleeping with a Russian)orSleeping with a russian tourist, while on holiday in the UK.

2. that person must have the same nationality parents, mixed races dont count.

3. If someone has spent more time out of their country than in it, it fails to be a real flag.

I.e The Chinese girl that was born in china, to Chinese parents, but spent her entire life in Australia.  Shes not a Chinese flag.  She’s not Aussie either, shes nothing.  Zero points.or the Hungarian girl i slept with, same story, born in Hungary to Hungarian parents, but lived in Australia her whole life. Nil.  If you spoke to either over the phone you would be hard pressed to realise that they werent Aussies.

 

4. Paying for sex doesnt count. A no brainer really.

5. Penetrative sex only – blowjobs/wristys dont count.

6. Religious flags can be mentioned, but not counted. I.e Muslim, jehovas witness, Jewish.

7. Dual Citizenships. – this can be a trickly one – but usually these people are mixed race.

Common sense should prevail here. (see above rules)

So to answer your question, friend.

In your humble writers opinion, you cannot claim your Dominican flag for this girl.  I’m sure she considers herself American.
peace, love, burritos
Burto

Some fun in Barcelona

I haven’t posted in a while… I’ve been bloody busy… Give a brother a break.

Last weekend Barcelona, flew in Friday afternoon, Blasted down the Autopista in the hire car to ex’s place.  went for dinner in  Barca with the missus and a couple of friends.

Saturday went to the beach for a swim and some paella….

?  what am i doing?

this blog is about sex drugs , and rock and roll… not about paella and ham.

Saturday night we rolled into barca around 11.  way too early.  so we grabbed a bite then found a hole in the wall mojito bar in a side street…. crawling with people.

Grabbed a couple of the strongest mojitos ive ever had and set about on a 2 set of Germans. A 7 and an 8 this is just a warm up so we just chat shit and try to bounce them to the bar that we are going to, but they want to go to some techno club, so i email close them both and we head off….

Arrive at Jamboree around 12:30 the place is about 40% full… the main occupants are a large group of entitled princess english sluts Students.

They are in a big circle and rejecting all the attention from every chode who comes near them.

 

Chode Crystal for Girls.

A wanker break dancer starts busting a move in the dancefloor doing some weak ghetto shit and the girls are impressed.  suddenly he’s got the attention of one of the girls and the club is watching…. all the girls are cheering them on, and it seems that everyone is watching….  ”Pay zero attention to them” I tell my mate.

Soon enough she looses interest, as he reeks of desperation.

Suddenly, hes not the centre of attention anymore, suddenly… he’s here

ohhhhhh.....

I go over to one of them, to find out where they are from (we didnt know at this stage and had bets on it)

I walk up to one of them and 2 things hit me.

1. her face up close looks like this

Typical English/Australian woman.

and her accent… a dirty, south Londoner.  I don’t even finish the conversation, as soon as she says London, I walk back to my mate.

…..  And the club is starting to fill up… we spend the next few hours faffing about.

and this girl >

Georgian.

a sexy Georgian bird (who looks not amazing in this pic..) has been staring at my buddy for a while now…. (while dancing with some chode) – shes obviously with this guy, either they came together, its a boyfriend… i’m not sure… but she’s with him, but wants to be with my mate…. we need to get her alone for a second.

I think for a moment, tell him to get ready and I jump on the stage with them….i start with a bit of Kino, tussling her hair.  then I start to ramp things up… More kino, my hand on her waist. (meanwhile the guy is standing behind her, with his hands around her.  He’s obviously threatened.  I whisper something in her ear and pull her away from him and spin her around….

after about 5 minutes of me tooling this guy, he finally loses his rag and pushes me, a shoving match ensues and I invite him to hit me.  he doesnt.

At this time the girl has escaped off the stage, into the arms of my mate, and given him her business card and said “Call me”

Job Done.

We are pretty pissed by now, and we head downstairs, then dancing with what was apparently 2 Swedish girls,  i don’t remember them very well, but i remember i was acting like a cunt/douchebag and it ended up with us both making out with them.

Later on my wing Latches on to one of the English (read : Persian) girls from the chode circle.  I latch onto a cute Mexican girl upstairs… we spend the last couple of hours with them and then stagger out of the club at 730am.

Good night. cue sleep, flights and a 4 hour queue at immigration.

here’s the food….

Paella negro

lacon

traditional Catalan dish

Target swapping and other fun activities

Moran and I are baked in Amsterdam.

Somehow, in my altered state, I manage to open a 2 set of Americans… both hot.  We must have been funny, or entertaining or something, because we end up hanging out with them all night, bouncing around Amsterdam and Liesedpline.

Now… as this was my set, I had chosen my target. A gorgeous blonde 8.5, from San Diego.  Moran, had been lumbered with her friend, 7 brunette from San Fran.  Moran’s not happy about this… he wants the blonde and will do anything to get her.  I tell him no, it’s my set and I want the hot one.
But he’s persistent; we end up striking a deal that involves us swapping targets now, as well as Moran giving up one of his current targets and one to be named later. And maybe a packet of Quavers, and a Double Decker.

It’s a fair deal.  Probably not the kind of thing that we would have done if we hadn’t been wasted, I don’t condone of women swapping, human trafficking or any type of illegal identity theft.

But this sort of thing happens all the time….

Now, I had fancied one of lee’s london targets (HB Medicine)  from the moment I saw her, she was just my type.  But obviously I hadn’t done anything about it….. Just chatted platonically on facebook.  So we agreed that I could have her when we get back to London.

So we try the swap, we start playing pool, doubles, lee with the blonde, me with the brunette. We’re chatting away, trying to get the swap underway.

After the game, were sitting down having a drink, locked in with our new targets and suddenly the girls are gone, both off to the bathroom, girl chat it seems.

Seems as though they noticed that we had tried to swap, and are against it, as when they return, they swap seats and were back where we started… never mind, the only person who doesn’t get what they want is Moran….  oh well, we tried our best.  But Moran keeps on winging… like a champion.

As we are bouncing about, we end up in a noodle shop in Leisedpline.  I’m still pretty baked at this time, but my target and I are trying to figure out where Moran and HBsanfran have gone…..  I lose interest in the hunt and go to the bathroom.  As I walk in I hear the familiar sound of someone getting pumped in the toilets….. Go you good thing.

As Moran walks out… I’m onto him…teasing him about having sex in a Chinese restaurant toilet in Amsterdam.  He actually is denying it…. he’s getting slightly irritated now… but I persist.  Until he realises that he’s go his T-shirt on back to front and inside out…. she was fucking Ravenous!

End of the night, I number close my target, after getting her details, I let her go, then realise I’m being a massive pussy, so chase her down and make out with her in front of her friend.

Hopefully ill see her give her a Dirty Alfredo when I head to Cali this year….

The Dilemma

Burto : pissed off about last nights girl

 

Jambone: why

 

Burto :as per my rules i cant claim the new flag

 

Jambone: why

 

Burto : shes chinese, chinese parents, born in china

but lived in australia her whole life

same as my hungarian girl….

 

Jambone: mmmm Aussie

 

Thus lies the problem….I do all the work, and I’m not rewarded with my precious flag due to my hard and fast rules.

The Girl : Austrasian, 30, marketing, huge tits. Objectively ill put her at a 7.  she would be a 6.5 but her tatas are all time.  absolutely perfect DD’s.

The Set up: I initiated contact, about 10 messages each, lots of banter and cheekiness. set up date for saturday 5pm cocktails.

Meet and lead. 4 bounces.

Location 1. The Albany pub (gt Portaland st)  teasing starts early and we change seats into a booth so i can increase kino.  I had set up the specific time kiss close gambit, that i use sometimes.

(Specific time kiss gambit  - Credit – me)   – during text banter, when you are teasing, throw in the old, Make sure you keep your hands to yourself line.. i play on this alot… It’s something i got from Yoda TonyT, who said

‘During attraction, say anything you think she would say to you in a shit test, say it to her first’

I.e.

Make sure you keep your hands to yourself :

I’m not easy:

make sure you respect me tomorrow:

no touching.. I need trust comfort and a connection first.

So the Gambit is thus….

Man: now when i take you out, make sure you keep your hand to yourself, you have to sit across from me, be polite and no trying to kiss or seduce me…  Woman: hahaha its more likely that you will have to restrain yourself

Man: I’m Deadly serious….   please dont try to kiss me until a respectable time has passed….

Woman: Ok, ill try my hardest.

Man: Good, please wait until 5:37 before making your ‘Move’

Woman : haha lol ok….

Now every single time i have done this i have been making out with the girl at that exact time.  the pressure build up for some of them is huge, i once had a scandanavian girl shaking with one minute to go….

So we have a drink at the Albany, start kino and making out and getting to know one another, then we bounce.

Location 2. Lesbian Bar.  We walk in to this quiet nice empty little cafe around 6pm…. we get a table, order 2 mojitos and some tapas.  the 2 masculine bar ladies should have given it away, but i don’t notice. The cafe starts to fill up with diners, still, i don’t notice, I’m way too busy touching my targets tits.I’ve got her facing me, with her hand on my cock talking filth into her ear and eating chorizo at the same time….  I finally look around the bar after about 30 mins of fondling, to see a room full of pissed off angry lesbians staring at me.  Fuck them…. i explain why lesbians are horrible joyless cunts, stolen flagrantly from the Jim Jefferies routine here. 

As we are sitting there, something she said made my jaw drop… She’s completely submitted now, she’s an absolute pussy cat. She turns to me and says….

“I want to get to know the real you….  I’m going to ask you some questions and i want you to think about it and tell me what you see….”
“OK”
” Now imagine your in an empty room”
“OK”
“Now i want you to imagine a cube in front of you”
“pff… hahahahaha”

I explain that some two-bit PUA has learnt this trick  off a forum.(truth be told, i probably would have done it later on…)
We get the Bill (£33) and she pays.  (I don’t buy into the whole, never take a woman to dinner on a first date… but its good advice for newbies… coming from the right frame, you can do pretty much whatever you like…..)

Location 3. The Player – Soho – A nice intimate Cocktail lounge with some of the best cocktails in London.  we get a table here, and the filth I’m spewing into her ear, cannot even be written here… She is now shaking and breathing heavily…. its on… and we both know it…..we have 2 cocktails here and bounce,  we wander around Soho and i finger her in an alleyway next to Revolution.

Location 4: Taxi back to my place, a bottle of cheap champers and fade to black.
Some of the things she said to me

“I’ve never met anyone who makes me feel so shy, normally I’m the most confident person in the room.”
“Where does this confidence come from… tell me about your childhood”
“I’ve never done anything like this before… blah blah blah….”

She stays the night for rounds 2 and 3 before sending her off at 11am the next morning,

So I’m here… I’m stoked after a night of fantastic sex with an Asian girl attached to some of the best tits I’ve ever seen… but FUCKING PISSED OFF that her family moved to Australia when she was 1.   Robbing me of my Chinese flag.

Gutted.

That’s 3 I’ve missed out on for the same reason

Ghana

Hungary

China