Pick your battles

Being polite  to women im not fucking, is my weakness…

Smelly morning farts are my strength…

 

Being tolerant  of Krauser and Jimmy’s terrible taste in music is a weakness

Touching jimmy around his plump midsection while making ‘rabble rabble rabble’ noises is my strength.

 
Nightclub pickup is my weakness,

Adventure dates are my strength…

 

Play to your strengths.

We all have our own…

Krauser’s is collecting eastern european souls and making them fall in love with him.

Jimmy’s is Nightgame, as much as he wouldn’t like to admit it.

Torero mops up tourists from outside buckingham palace.

Rocky picks up crazy russians and SDL’s them.

 

Mine (i believe)  is Date game, Once i get a girl onto a decent adventure date, I know its game over.  I’m about to write a post about a girl I picked up a few weeks ago, who I just had one of the best dates I’ve ever been on, just this week….

But you have to tailor my approach to the girl, this particular girl is a bit of an urban hippy, vegan, free-spirited, whatever you want to call it  she’s a solid ’8′, fucking gorgeous. we climbed a tree together, rode around the park and looked at the animals, total date cost?  Around £2   …. The tree was the highlight for her, just doing that made her pussy sing, I could actually hear it yelling out….

“HEY!! TOE!!  DOWN HERE!! HEY, HEY!! IM RIGHT HERE, COME VISIT, SAY HELLO!!”

I’ll put the whole breakdown of the date up soon….

I wouldn’t take a lawyer, or a posh bird (who I don’t really want to date anyway) up a tree for a date.  I’ll take her somewhere I can show value. Like a bar where the staff know my name…

If she’s a young student, ill take her to something interesting happening around town… not to a dive bar, Places that I think she will not have seen before.

But if I get a slightly quirky, young adventurous girl out for a date… (exactly my type) then she is going on Toe’s magical mystery adventure tour. (post to follow)

I don’t want to do hours in a club, competing against loads of LSS chodes fighting over a bunch of 7′s dressed as 9′s.

Fuck that noise.

Ground Control to Major Tom….

Ok,

So not game related, not burto related, theres no crazy story here… but saw this, thought it was awesome and thought i would share…. Illustrations are brilliant….

I expect some type of 2nd rate blogmog from Krauser, Jimmy or Bhodi.

Press play, then read….

New County Flag

Warwickshire

 

Check out the story here and here.

A quick text

To a girl who is coming over to fuck have dinner tonight… a new close.

Burto : You better bring a helmet tonight.

Target : Do i dare to ask why?  Please dont say what i think you are going to…

Burto:  So it dont make a mess when i blow your mind with this pasta….

Target : Thank God.

Burto : Your mind is filthy.

 

Big week in game – average targets – dont mind. (Update)

Tuesday – new date from Okcupid

I cancelled date due to savage hangover from the day before.  rescheduled for tomorrow.

Wednesday - japanese fuck buddy and star of burtos home made stick films.

punished.  bukkake.  all the crazy japanese stuff.

Thursday – Blonde pixie from the bus.

On my way to do day game on Saturday, on the bus into town, i get up to open a window on the bus, as i turn around, the girl behind me flashes me a big smile… as we get off the bus, i open, start chatting and get a quick number close. Shes very cute in real life, she looks bad in pics… I say a Low 7, Krauser says a 5.  She does have slightly crossed eyes.

Nice girl, meet her in central London, and at  Toreros suggestion, take her to a local cocktail bar he had been telling me about.  A couple of cocktails in, were getting along famously… she’s salt of the earth, and easy to talk to, kino seems natural, and i lead her around.  about 45 minutes in, i can tell its on, i pull her in, kiss her and she gushes.  I guess she’s used to meeting young uni chodes who are nervous around women and  don’t know how to lead/arent masculine.

I bounce her to venue no.2 and its just coasting downhill  from here, we have the whole upstairs part of a piano bar to ourselves and we make the most of it, until we set off the fire alarm. I put her on the bus and send her home…..

Day 2.  Invite her for a bbq at Chateau Hampstead last night, she shows up and immediately its an adventure.  i take her up to the roof of the building and give her the full tour.  Shes really excited and giggly. I leave her with the rest of the crew and she likes the crew we have at the house, shes thinking this is a ‘tribe’ i could join.

End of the night, shes on my bed, we run out of time before last tube, but round 3 is booked for this week….  will keep you updated.

Friday – New girl from Ok cupid – Possible new flag – Hong Kong. – 7

Cute girl, bubbly, new flag, wasnt actually Hong Kong, Shes from Taiwan….  I meet her in the west end and run the same date routine as the last girl… but this girl makes a couple of mistakes….- Doesn’t offer to get a round.

- Is impatient when there is a queue at the bar.

- Doesnt quite pull off the cute asian thing

 

I plain just didn’t fancy this girl… I should have.. for the blog, tried to close her for the new flag… but i couldn’t sit with her any longer, I just told her that im taking off, and it wasnt working, the look on her face was fantastic, like i just took a shit in her bowl of ramen.  She was used to guys chasing her online and trying to fuck her, and i had just blown her out.

 

 

 

Saturday – new Girl from POF – Going on the clipper to Greenwich. with a girl who thinks I’m a pilot…. Long story, blame jambone.

Should be interesting to see how she responds to my high status job.

pain in the arse….

She tried to delay by 2 hours, and gave me some bullshit family problems excuse, i could sense she would be a pain in the arse, so i cancelled.  Told her to call me when she’s got everything sorted. will let you know.