Brazilian girl – the Finale.

Its Thursday afternoon, and kbone and i have been out all day… we have plans to go downtown to hit up some bars, but we dont quite have the energy.  we are sitting in our room, argueing when Brazilian starts texting.  I tell her that were going downtown and she begs me to come to a local bar with her and her friends.  I let her think that im downtown, having a blast and will catch up with her later around midnight.  My thinking is that to follow her around while with her friends will be a woeful mistake.

Around midnight she calls me… Where are you?

Just got back to PB, at the hotel.

Come meet me, im at local bar.

Come here for a drink

ok, see you soon.

Krauser…. GTFO.

Exit krauser.

She arrives and i take her to the suite, she lays down and we start chatting, making out and getting friendly.

We cant have sex

i know*

*Whilst removing her pants*

Definitely not

Ok, i understand*

Do you have a condom?

Fade to black.

So 2 things made this lay important.

Brazilian Flag

and lets not forget

F-Town taking it away from Krauser is always nice.  And it feels lovely around the neck.

Adios Amigos….

Brazilian Girl – Day 2

The next day, she calls me… she tells me shes leaving soon and has to run some errands around san diego, and if i’s like to come….

Normally i would say no, its falling into her frame, and following her around…  not good… But.  Attraction is high  and i dont have alot of time to build comfort… also it was raining and san diego is fucking boring when it rains….shes cute as ever

She comes by the hotel and picks me up.  I jump into her car and we take off… we chat on the way, and spend about an hour in comfort….  we’re driving along the freeway and chatting away when she starts looking in the rearvision mirror… she keeps looking enough for me to notice.

Fuck

What?

Oh my god…

whats up?

She accelerates

Oh Fuck

Whats up weirdo?

She doesn’t give a clear answer, but is now driving erratically enough for me to be worried.

trying to keep cool, so not to make her freak out.

Whats up.  dont stress….

She yanks the wheel, pulls the car across 3 lanes of traffic and onto the closest exit.

By this stage, i’m completely convinced this girl is crazy, and i’m looking  for a way to get out of the car…..

she explains that it was her ex-boyfriend…. i dont really need to know anymore… i dont want to hear the story, so i dont prod.

She drives back to her place, and invites me in on the premise of watching a film on my laptop…. I put on ‘To catch a theif’ and by the time the gendarmerie have gotten to John Robies place, ive got her pants off…

everything is moving along well… im getting blown and all signs are pointing toward Ftown.

I get her on her back and start playing violently with her pussy, my cock is inches from her and shes begging me to fuck her.

I put my hand into my jeans to grab my trusty durex…

Other pocket….

Hmm.. Back pocket..

Must be in the other back pocket.

Burto - recently.

do you have one?

err no.  why dont you have one?

The mood dies and we both have things we need to do… we make plans to see each other the next weekend.

 

TBC.

 

 

Brazilian girl – the meet.

I’m walking down this dark street, its 2am and im starting to have 2nd thoughts…. maybe this is an international ring of muggers who use Okcupid to lure lonely blokes into walking down dark streets at night, with the promise of a cute brazilian bird who wants to meet them.

Im looking for a rock, or any type of hand held weapon, and i see a dark figure walking toward me…. as i pass under a streetlight, i get a glimpse of its silohette,  Its female, petite.

Thank Jeebus…. I walk toward and we smile at each other…

How about the internet…

haha!  yep, pretty crazy!

I start chatting to her and we start vibing straight away… shes cool…. with a slightly unpredictable vibe… its exciting… We chat for about 20 mins, about us looking like shady drug dealers, hanging around on street corners in San Diego at 2am and she makes it clearly obvious that she fancies me…. with her body language, slowly moving closer to me and a big shit eating grin plastered across her face.  i pull her in and put my arms aroun her…. she doesnt resist, she puts her arms around me… but rebuffs the kiss attempt.

We chat for around an hour in total, a few subtle DHV’s and a bit of comfort and she has to go to her friends house as shes already late….   as we are saying this she moves closer and i lean in and we start making out….. i break it off first,  head home and jump back into bed, she texts me

your cute too.

then

nice to meet you….

Touche…

Okcupid did good tonight….

you could have been an axe murderer

could have?  dont underestimate me….

Ive met people and known straight away i couldnt stand them… Bravo you seem ok.\

I know…. I’m awesome… doesnt my profile say that anyway??

Ur the only person ive ever sent a messge to….well written, good job….

Thanks… i knew it was pretty good by the quality of the little chipmunkish brazilian girls i meet on there…

 

Coming up… day 2 and my life flashes before my eyes….

Brazilian girl

Monday -

send out a ‘Broadcast’ on OK cupid.. seeing if there are any ladies out tonight that want to meet up.

 

Tuesday.

Sorry couldn’t help myself I’ve never actually sent anyone a message on here..replied yes but this is a first. Perhaps it’s because u set a broadcast, but the only way I was able to message you was after adding you to favorites,and clicking “let’s meet” ohh the effort. Honestly you caught my eye. I’m only in San Diego for another week. I’m trading beach for mountains. I’ve gotten a job as a ski instructor at Vail. Perhaps we could chit chat or get together before I leave. You sparked an interest. 

Beijos, 
Brazilian

Oh did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

 Vail! Great mountain! I’ve been to a couple of resorts around there… Steamboat and wolf creek… Would be great to meet for a drink… When are you free? 

Toe

Ps. Go on then… Jump rope?

Perhaps tomorrow.. 
The one about the jump rope?? 

Nahh.. Just skip it

 Oh my… That’s terrible… I’ll tell you some amazing cheese based jokes tomorrow…  

It will be Gouda you to listen caerphilly when I tell you them… 

Give me a text and we can organize details. 619XXXXXX

Toe

Oh it’s a whole bunch of terrible will do. Not sure if I mentioned… I’m brazilian, .

Talk to you tomorrow

Sunday night midnight :

Hey… never heard from you…. still keen for a drink?

I know I know! Sorry I’ve been sooooo busy packing and .. Everything getting ready for the move

About to jump in the shower if ur up in a bit talk to you soon? Text me if you’d like can be easier than this. 989 XXXXXXXXX

Texts Monday morning 1:00 am

Hey… Captain Australia here…
Wow..
Hi just got out of the shower gimme 5.
Why is a cheeky little scamp like you still awake at 1am?
I quit both my jobs and I’m moving to vail tomorrow or tues.
Scamp haha! yeah that’s me
So soon… Make it Tuesday and I’ll make sure you leave laughing.
Ps. That’s not a sexual reference. It’s a cheese joke reference…
Oh yes? you have a collection?
Do you collect jokes
So many cheese jokes.
And you must tell them!
What r u up to?
Watching my favorite film…
Please tetris my car. I’m sick of packing
Oh? Again? That one again..
Watch something new
L shapes suck.  To catch a thief. Cary Grant and Grace Kelly 

There are so many L’s!!

I never watched this film
You should be here watching it instead of packing your car…
Im done packing for tonight
Come pick me up. I’ll bring my laptop, we’ll drive somewhere nice and watch Hitchcock films to the sun comes up.
You bring snacks 
I made a date w Dexter
He became boring last year…
Grant is the king of cool… Dexter is a whiny bitch
Where do you live?
PB! Where else 
I’m on x street just asking
We might be neighbors
.00035% chance
I don’t know it that well… I’m at X and Yblvd
If we were I’d walk over say hi
Is that far?
Haha
Wow kinda wish I hadn’t said I’d walk over
Haha is it close?
1 block away
A and B st
Well C st.
Lol… Let’s do a late night meet outside taco bell… How romantic…
I refuse to get ready at this hr just so u know
You better look cute for me….
Nope lol
Haha… 10 mins then?
Taco bell really? Um I can’t stay lol
If your leaving tomorrow we should meet.
Outside X  resteraunt is probably better…
Can’t stay I’ll say hello but I am suppose to be at my friends nowish
Ok so see you in 5
Ok see you soon
Where are you, you crazy Brazilian 
I’m coming lol
Walk this way
Toward A st.

 

I walk toward the direction she says, and suddenly i realise that i’m walking down a dark street at 2am monday morning to meet someone off the internet. A thought rushes through my head.   Pick up a rock, use it as a weapon if needed.  I see a dark figure walking toward me.  there are no rocks anywhere to be seen…..

 

To be Continued.

horrible to hear

I’m laying in bed… It’s sunday morning around 3am… i’ve just got in and im dozing off… this is the conversation i’m forced to listen to….

Girl is a 19yo gorgeous young girl from the pacific north west of America. A low 8

Guy is a late 20′s early 30′s welsh rugby guy.  Alpha presence, well built and quietly confident.  This guy should kill it with women.

Girl & her friend (another girl same age, almost as cute) arrived into the hostel for 1 night…. they are too young to hit the bars.  They decide to check out the party at the hostel.  The party consisted of 20 drunken aussie, english and Kiwi guys playing drinking games on the deck of the hostel.

I caught about 5 minutes of the interaction.  the easiest way i can describe it is 20 guys who would slit each others throat to get at these girls.  Guys who would sell their own grandmothers for a night with a cute young 8. No concept of value.  all yelling at the top of their lungs and constantly berating each other in front of the women.

So back to the conversation.  Later on,  she’s left the party and has got into bed.   he’s followed her into the room.  shes laying in the top bunk.

Hey, you left the party

yeah i was tired, there was a guy who was being an asshole

Ohhh*… i’m sorry…..

yeah…

that’s a shame…..when are you guys leaving?

Tomorrow morning.

Ohhh*… thats a shame….

yeah, we’ll have breakfast then were gonna get going.

ohhhh*…..

Can i have a hug?

ummm

Please, just a little one?

ok

*She hugs him*

ohhh*……. your so nice….

Can i have a kiss?

err im not sure…

just a little one…..

ummm…ok

*silence*

Nice, can i have another one

umm im not sure….

*small kiss noise* 

thats not a real kiss… can i have a real one?

I want to go to sleep…..

Thats not a proper kiss… just one more….

*this was delivered with a dialect that I’ve only previously heard people using whilst talking to dogs and babies.

He finally got the idea and left, but please note that he was standing on the floor when he was saying all of this…. so he pretty much had to be on tippy toes to reach her….  Imagine the value that communicated.

I couldn’t believe what i had just heard… i never knew guys grovel that much for pussy… i’ve never seen anything like it in my life…..

So i rolled over, and felt good about myself, knowing that i will never act like that around a woman.