About

This Blog was started on the 20th day of December 2010.

My name is Big Toe. I like sleeping with women. I also like burritos.

I was born with a cock.  i didn’t earn it, i didn’t pay for it.

I plan to use this thing to lead me into adventures around the world.  Thus far it has led me to 30 something countries, around 80 something women and into a beating by a professional football player.

Every time I have spoken to an old man worth his salt, they have told me the same thing.

“fuck as much and as often as you can son, because life is short“

Im paraphrasing here, but the message remains the same.

Getting laid loads = Happiness.

Society tells us that this isn’t right, and monogamy is the path.  But for me, the best memories  i can remember, were walking into that strange girls bedroom.  or that moment when you see a woman switch from seeing you as a cocky arrogant prick – to someone who she can imagine having sex with.

This Blog will document my challenge to claim my ’50 flags’

That is, to sleep with 50 women from different countries.

Luckily i live in London, the most Multicultural place in the world.

From time to time it may also host reviews of Burritos from around Europe.

love.  respect. guacamole.

Big-Toe