I love role-playing, I do it in almost every set ive ever worked, from guessing what other people in the bar are doing in their lives, to the long, drawn out future projections. It’s all fun, and it builds massive attraction.
This is a message chain from last year, from an online dating site,
The girl was really cute, a norwegian 8.
She looked at my profile, but didn’t say hello.
Hmmm… your not going to just look at my profile and not say hello….
What your basically saying is that im just a piece of meat.. to be ogled at.
I can’t believe it!
Big-Toe
Nov. 15, 2010 – 7:39pm
Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you feel like a piece of meat to be ogled at.
Actually, I was going to ask you if you mind extreme vegan girls with a stalking history that wants a leg up in the
fashion industry..
but then I read the last part of your profile. So now I’m left cold and lonely (again) humming my racist rhymes in my
dark manly voice while spanking myself.
Such a shame you feel you need to have high standards. We could have been great together.
L
Nov. 15, 2010 – 7:57pm
So… A slightly crazy Swede/Fin/Dane/Norse girl who is either the strangest girl i’ve ever come across, or a girl, who
is so fucking cool, i wont know what hit me.
Help me figure out which one it is….
3 questions.
1. What’s your 2nd favourite dinosaur?
2. How many pink marshmallows could we fit in your mouth while i tickled you?
Nov. 15, 2010 – 9:03pm
3 answers to you strangely fascinating questions:.
1. Keith Richards – without a doubt
2. You would only have time to put one in before I would kick you away. I get
violent when people tickle me (especially under my feet, you might risk your
life)
3. I don’t know why there are so many junkies outside Oslo central station. My
guess would be that crappy cities attract crappy people. Hence why I’m here.
And why is ‘Norse’ girl your last guess? Obviously I wouldn’t be Swedish!
So is it true that all Australians are crocodile hunters?
L
Nov. 16, 2010 – 10:54am
See, i cant promise that there will never be tickling, especially if you
misbehave in front of company, or become overly cheeky.
I think after time, you will learn to love it…. It will be our little thing that we
do together… I think maybe you have just never been tickled well… it’s a true
art form.
Crocodile hunters… No. Hunters, definitely. I can & will protect the cave, and
any inhabitants, (you) should any Sabre-tooth tigers, Woolly mammoths or
Tasmanian devils come to the door.
Speaking of Tasmania, tell me what you know about it.
Nov. 16, 2010 – 8:14pm
Tasmania – well, in Norway we learnt that Tasmania is a make believe island that the
Australian government came up with to prevent kids from misbehaving.
Apparently they told youngsters that they would be sent there if they said ‘crikey’ more
than ten times a day. They even made up this creature, ‘Tasmanian Devil’,
that would make squeaky noises and feast on naughty kids.
Fascinating – Australians will believe just about anything.
It’s almost as bad as believing that Iceland is a real place. I would never want to be
sent there as a kid and eaten alive by a ‘polar bear’, or whatever they called them,
so I was always on my best behaviour. Luckily I know better now than to believe in
such gibberish.
I still believe in Santa though.. but I’m still waiting for that X-box I put on my wish list
last year, so I’m not sure for how much longer.
So Mr Fashion Man – do you meet a lot of girls wanting their leg up the industry and do
you say ‘fabulous’ a lot?
L
Nov. 18, 2010 – 12:45pm
Close……
In the early 1800′s Australia became ‘too beautiful’ because of all the dashing manly convicts, and
sexy prostitutes that were sent there at that time.
These people had beautiful sexy children, and over time, Australia became full of heavenly goddesses and masculine alpha males.
This caused a problem with the British, who tended to look like this…..

Typical British Female
And like this…

Typical British Male
Thus the British banished all the best looking Australians, to a cold,
unknown place, where Devils screamed in the night, and Tigers wandered
alone….savage hunters mercilessly stalking their prey.
The British didn’t expect these people to survive… but they weren’t
counting on one man……
Steve Irwin………’s great great grandfather. Barry Irwin. who slayed the
tigers, and kept everyone alive with his nifty survival skills.
Then over time, the ‘Tasmanians’ (which in aboriginal means ‘amazing
lover’) colonised, built villages and agreed that they would one day gain
revenge on the British. You can see the result of this revenge until this day, in a
competition we call, ‘Sport’.
Fabulous – no.
Dopey fashion girls – sometimes.
Nov. 22, 2010 – 11:29pm
Wow – that’s definitely a different view on history.. it took
me four days to digest it in fact! The Brits have always been
jealous of your good looks – it must be your tan and survival
instinct.
Do all the dopey fashion girls buy your fabulous stories?
Nov. 24, 2010 – 6:04pm
Rubbish…. i was expecting some more banter. but you let me down.
Now you need to make it up to me, by taking me out, being on your best behavior…. Sit across from me, nice
conversation…. no trying to seduce me,
and no trying to kiss me at the end of the night. Also pay for the drinks and tell me i look pretty.
All the girls i work with are mostly eastern European, with little or no English. also most of them are chain
smokers…. So no witty conversation and bad breath, usually not a winner.
I’m off to Dublin tomorrow for 5 days, but next week…. put it in your diary.
Big Toe and ‘L’ hit the town.
I bring myself, smelling nice.
You bring a piece of string, smiles, excitement and wear something sparkly, so i don’t lose attention.
Big Toe
Nov. 25, 2010 – 10:47pm
Sure, I can bring smiles, excitement and something bling bling for you to focus your attention at. As long as
you entertain me with your obscure stories about Tasmania.
And I’m always on my best behaviour.
Have fun in Dublin and let me know when you’re ready to hit the down.. and I’ll check my busy schedule (I
like to make myself sound important).
Jane
Now, when i met the girl, we had zero chemistry, and it just didnt work…. we remain friends to this day.