During a trip to Lithuania in September 2010, Suave, Krauser and Jambone began a custom that would remain with the RSG gang for the rest of their days. That being – ‘The competition for the title of F Town’.
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F Town Roll Of Honour
Jambone (Lithuania) 10th September ’10 (Student Girl) – 2 day reign
Krauser (Lithuania) 12th September ’10 (Giggly Finn) – 1 day reign
Jambone (Lithuania) 13th September ’10 (Baywatch Girl) – 24 day reign
Krauser (Poland) 7th October ’10 (1 hour SDL Girl) – 1 day reign
Suave (Poland) 8th October ’10 (Give Me My Money Girl) – 14 day reign
Moran (Poland) 22nd October ’10 (Dubai Chick) – 19 day reign
Jambone (Croatia) 11th November ’10 (Jelly) – 2 day reign
Krauser (Croatia) 13th November ’10 (Drunk Blonde) – 15 day reign
Burto (Dublin) 28th November ’10 (Back Alley Girl) – 36 day reign
Jambone (Copenhagen) 3 January ’11 (Clack Attack) – 14 day reign
Krauser (Lithuania) 17 January ’11 (Painter) – 31 day reign
Moran (Latvia) 13th Feb ’11 (80′s Princess Di) – 48 hour reign
Krauser (Latvia) 15th Feb ’11 (Cute 21) – 18 day reign
Moran (Dublin) 5th March ’11 (Dubliner) – 11 day reign
Krauser (Turkey) 16th March ’11 (Krauser’s Oneitis) – 42 day reign
Moran (Poland) 27th April’11 (2 Minute Girl) – 38 day reign
Krauser – (Estonia) 4th June (Cherry)- 2 day reign
Burto – (Estonia) 6th June – (Blondie) – 96 day reign
Krauser (Norway) 10th November ’11 (Norweigan dancer) – 35 day reign.
Burto (US) 15th December ’11 (Brazilian) - 30 day reign.
Krauser (Cuba) 14th January ’12 ( Mingming) – 23 day reign.
Burto (mexico) 6th February ’12 (Slovak) – 12 day reign.
Krauser (Thailand) 18th February 12 (Thai Village girl) -4 hour reign.
Burto (Mexico) 18th February ’12(SDL Mexican) – 20 hour reign.
Krauser (Thailand) 19st February ’12 (Thai massage parlour manager) – 4 day reign.
Burto (mexico) 23rd February ’12 (dutchie) - 49 day reign
Krauser (Bosnia) 12th April ’12 Bosnian prom queen – ongoing
The rules of F Town are simple. It has to be a new close and it has to be outside your home country (home country being where you spend most of your time. Burto registered his as Australia then tried to claim every London close as a new F Town). The prize is great, the chance to wear the sacred F Town ring and the bragging rights that come with it.
We could say that you have to MEET and CLOSE the girl outside your home country but that would close the door on some of the more amusing underhand tactics. Past shenanigans include Bastards meeting girls in London and organising Eurostars to the continent to close them for the first time and thus claim ‘F Town’ and Krauser even looking into the possibility of getting out into international waters to close a date. Oh the competition is THAT serious.
F Town pays no attention to quality. This makes it much funnier as a Bastard can close a really nice girl but two days later have his ring cruelly snatched away because someone was willing to take the low hanging fruit. F Town is the FA cup of pick-up. Surprises can happen, it’s all about what happened on the day and you can never belittle the current F Town’s achievement.
Prestigious
How do i understand a two day reign ? Like you had the ring and one of the bastard took over the ring by picking up another girl outside the country ?
I’d like to enter the competition myself.
grtz Neil
Krauser and I were both in Estonia…
He closed a new girl Saturday, I closed one on Monday…
Any close on holiday gains F-Town…
Sorry Neil, it’s only open to RSG bastards.
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